so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
“Gray stones for Abnegation, water for Erudite, earth for Amity, lit coals for Dauntless, and glass for Candor.” … “I shift my hand forward, and my blood sizzles on the coals. I am selfish. I am brave.” x
One day, I just would like to do really good things for really good people. There is one person in particular that just does everything she can to make complete strangers happy yet still doesn’t feel good about herself. I wanna make people like her happy.
if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
a summary of the avengers
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denies all marriage proposals unless they’re one of these
Engagement rings done right
Some of them I don’t know and now I has a sad
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
A small request for Cassandra Clare to cheer her up after all the recent hate that seems to be unnecessarily floating around.
“Jace and Clary kissing in Central Park with scarves”
Seriously… Send @CassieClare some love because she’s an incredibly kind person and deserves to hear it!
The Mortal Instruments: Character Set 2
Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game. It is now Guess Superwholock. I am pleased.
I was play guess superwholock
“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
*half the board goes down*